No Proper Thief

Experience a choice-driven bank heist adventure in No Proper Thief, where every decision shapes your survival, relationships, and fate. You're Clyde Lamm, the Rooster—a former con artist thrust into your first major robbery. Navigate a dangerous world where your choices carry real consequences, from betraying teammates to building unexpected bonds.

Your crew depends on you: Zebra leads the operation, Stag brings muscle, and Marlin provides heart. Together, you'll face obstacles that test your loyalty and nerve. But amid the dark chaos of the heist, something unexpected emerges—an attraction to a charming bank manager whose gold heirloom ring you once stole. Now she's stealing your heart, complicating everything.

Make difficult choices that ripple throughout your story. Will you befriend or betray your team? Push toward wealth, or risk it all for love? Your decisions determine whether you emerge rich, alive, sane, or in love—or none of the above. Every path branches differently, offering multiple endings based on how you navigate moral dilemmas, trust, and survival instincts.

No Proper Thief delivers an immersive narrative experience where relationships evolve, madness creeps in, and the stakes feel real. Whether you're a fan of interactive fiction, morality-driven gameplay, or character-focused storytelling, this heist will keep you guessing about the consequences of your choices until the final moment.